And have I mentioned that I already have pregnancy cravings?
This is ridiculous.
Get off my case bosses.
No I pretended I didn’t see you at the stop light because waving good morning to your boss at a stop light is awkward.
“I saw you this morning at the intersection of such and such, and you were texting—looking down at your phone and up at the light.”
I wasn’t texting.
I was prepping my phone to call my doctor after I park at work!
Slash—it was a stop light.
And slash—why the f*** are you watching me at the stop light?!